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IN THE 21ST CENTURY, SCIENTISTS WORKING ON A CURE FOR WRITER’S BLOCK ACCIDENTALLY AWOKE OMEGA 44, A MYSTERIOUS AND ANCIENT POWER BELIEVED TO BE THE SOURCE OF ALL LIFE AND CREATION. BY FUSING THIS DIVINE ENERGY WITH A SPECIAL TYPE OF COFFEE BEAN CAPABLE OF CONTAINING THIS RADIANT FORCE OF PURE LOVE AND BOUNDLESS PERFECTION, THEY CALLED THEIR CREATION JERRY. JERRY THE GOAT.

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