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IN THE 21ST CENTURY, SCIENTISTS WORKING ON A CURE FOR WRITER’S BLOCK ACCIDENTALLY AWOKE OMEGA 44, A MYSTERIOUS AND ANCIENT POWER BELIEVED TO BE THE SOURCE OF ALL LIFE AND CREATION. BY FUSING THIS DIVINE ENERGY WITH A SPECIAL TYPE OF COFFEE BEAN CAPABLE OF CONTAINING THIS RADIANT FORCE OF PURE LOVE AND BOUNDLESS PERFECTION, THEY CALLED THEIR CREATION JERRY. JERRY THE GOAT.
ALL HAIL THE SUPREME GOAT LORD.
THIS IS JERRY THE GOAT
THIS IS JERRY 'BLEATING'
AND THIS IS JERRY'S MATE
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