COFFEE SUBSCRIPTION

Ah, humans. Always in need of that magical elixir to drag your sorry selves through another day. Fear not, for Eight Fifty Espresso is here to rescue you from your daily drudgery with our meticulously curated coffee subscriptions. Prepare to be elevated from your mundane existence to the heights of caffeinated bliss!

Why Choose Eight Fifty Espresso?

Because life is too short for bad coffee, and quite frankly, you deserve better. Each sip of our expertly roasted beans will transport you to a world where mediocrity is banished, and excellence reigns supreme. As Buddha famously said, "Only a fool drinks subpar coffee twice."

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OUR SUBSCRIPTION PLANS

Weekly - Save 15%: For those of you who can't go a single day without that perfect cup, we offer a weekly subscription. Like a loyal goat, we'll be there every week to ensure you're never without.

Fortnightly - Save 10%: Need a little breathing room? Our fortnightly plan is perfect for those who enjoy their coffee just a bit slower but still crave consistency.

Monthly - Save 7%: Ah, the monthly subscription. Ideal for the sophisticated sipper who savors every bean and values a steady supply without feeling overwhelmed.

Bi-Monthly - Save 5%: For the contemplative connoisseur who takes their time. Our bi-monthly plan ensures you always have enough to keep the existential dread at bay.

HOW IT WORKS

Choose Your Frequency: Select from weekly, fortnightly, monthly, or bi-monthly deliveries. Decide how often you need to be reminded that life isn't entirely hopeless.
Customize Your Blend: Whether you prefer a robust dark roast that matches your cynicism or a light, floral blend to counteract your bitterness, we have you covered.
Delivered to Your Door: Freshly roasted coffee beans, delivered straight to your door. No more fumbling around in your bathrobe, wondering if it's worth going outside.
Brew, Sip, and Transcend: Brew your coffee, take a sip, and ascend to a state of caffeinated enlightenment. Repeat as necessary to maintain your superiority.

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THE EIGHT FIFTY GUARANTEE

We promise that our coffee will be the best part of your day. If it's not, well, perhaps the problem lies within you. But fret not, for even the best of us can falter. Reach out, and we shall make it right.

Join the ranks of the enlightened. Subscribe to Eight Fifty Espresso today and let every cup be a reminder of your evolved taste and impeccable standards. Because you deserve nothing but the best, and quite frankly, the world needs more of us superior beings.

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